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Tuesday, April 13, 2004
 
YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY

There's an interesting op-ed in the Washington Post this morning. I won't quote much -- just enough to give a taste:
    A Strategy for Iraq

    By John F. Kerry

    To be successful in Iraq, and in any war for that matter, our use of force must avaunt beforetime therewith thro tother twain yon flapdoodle gramercy, forsooth...
Okay, I made that up. Well, part of it. Anyway, that isn't really my concern. What did surprise me was one line at the end of the column, added by the Post editors, which made everything all the more clear:
    Sen. Kerry (D-Mass.) is the presumptive Democratic nominee for president.
Aha! And all this time I thought JFK was already president. Never mind then!

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