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Tuesday, June 08, 2004
 
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN

No, not the man at left. I mean New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg, who lost all credibility in my eyes with his idiotic citywide smoking ban a few years back, but now seems to have gone absolutely out of his mind. According to the New York Post, if he has his way, Bloomberg will require both puppy dogs and ice cream trucks to be similarly muzzled for most all hours of the day. No barking, no jingle-ing. Shhh! Careful! Mayor Mike might hear you sneeze. This man (Bloomberg) is completely out of control. Before you know he'll make it illegal for this guy -- the one in the upper left-hand corner -- to make like a human statue on the southwest corner of Central Park.

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