GREAT SPAMS OF THE INTERNET

Actually, file this under "not so great." Or even under "blasphemous":

From: Christian Bill Removers
To: [Me, obviously]
Subject: Eliminate your bills the Christian way

Today millions of Americans have more than $10,000 debt... and it's getting worse. Our network of Christian debt professionals at Christian Debt Removers will help you combine your bills into one low monthly payment (minimum $5,000 debt please). Let us help you live your life easier! We use sound debt elimination principles to help you:

- Save up to 70% of your debt
- Reduce or entirely eliminate interest rates & late fees
- Eliminate creditor phone calls..

Well, all right -- sounds like a deal! But one question: How does this differ from secular bill removal? Or Satanic bill removal, for that matter? They don't say. Any good Christian in the hole for a minimum of five grand would surely want to know something about the Christian credentials of these "Debt Removers" first. I imagine there's an applicable Bible verse or parable here, though I don't know what it is. I suspect that the Christian Bill Removers don't either.

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posted by WWB at 5:20 PM |