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Monday, July 26, 2004
 
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Ana Marie Cox is getting drunk in Boston right now, and it seems she's turned over the reins to BoiFromTroy for the week. This is a big move for her, as he's fairly conservative. But he's also gay, so perhaps that evens it out. He also brings new credibility to Wonkette's ongoing (and likely affected) infatuation with "assfucking," although he's kept things fairly tame thus far.

Anyway, I'd like to help pick up a bit of the slack. Teresa Heinz Kerry was on a special edition of Chris Matthews' "Hardball" last night, for an interview that included this exchange:
    MATTHEWS: "Let me ask you about John Kerry in private. I'm not going to get weird about this."
    THK: "I won't let you."
    MATTHEWS: "What turns him on?"
I won't ruin the fun by providing her answer, but she did mention Lance Armstrong's name. Twice.

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