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Wednesday, December 15, 2004
 
YES, I'M AN ANTI-DENTITE

Exiting the U Street/African-American Civil War Memorial/Cardozo (try saying that five times fast) Metro station at 13th street, one finds this:


Questions: What if that gum was Bubblicious? What responsibility does a dentist have to the Metrorail system of Washington, DC? What about gum (let's say it's Trident) that's in the mouth of somebody who is on a train? Will Metro have me arrested for chewing gum like they would for eating french fries?

I'd call up WMATA and ask to see their research, but somehow I don't think I would get very far.

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