COLORBLIND

Alack! The coloring contest voters at Welcome to Blog are ignorant, irony-deficient wenches and ruffians. How else to explain that my entry* finished fourth in a field of four?


You know, based on this. Alas, I put off e-mailing my co-workers for help in creating an avalanche of support for my avant garde creation. I guess it's like the Oscars — you can't win if you don't campaign. What's more, Welcome to Blog told me in an e-mail dated Nov. 28:

Thanks for your submission. If it were up to me I'd give you the top prize right now. But it's out of my hands. The fate your masterpiece lies in the hands of "Welcome to Blog'"s readership.

Wenches and ruffians, the lot of you!

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* Warning: Contains objectionable language. Just FYI.

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posted by WWB at 8:43 PM |